Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024 14

  is this the closest depiction of the peak male performance. emo bruce wayne is the way forward and i may have to follow in his example. if ishowspeed ever turns crazy, the riddler is a close example of what would happen. speed could do this on a global scale and even the batman couldn't stop him.

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024 4

  perfect film, no notes.
  apart from the usual that the stormtroopers are useless, and chewbacca deserved his medal. c3-po might actually be my favourite character, everything he says is hilarious and deserves universal acclaim. shoutout vader for no other reason than being number one.

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  i thought the vaping memes were fabricated, i can’t believe it’s real! is there a single shot in this entire film that isn’t completely stunning. i love old men yapping, gotta be my favourite genre fr. ralph fiennes is really in his gossip girl era here.

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  The Shadow Strays 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025 1

  you know what, sometimes you just need two and half hours of people being brutally murdered. it's even better when everyone here fully deserves it.

Popular reviews

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  Woman of the Hour 2023

  ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2024 6

  never trust a mfer called rodney for starters.

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  the best part was when it turned into a colourised 12 angry men. personally, i would happily let another man go down for a murder i committed if i had a pregnant zoey deutch waiting for me at home. never try to question my moral ambiguity again clint eastwood because my evil persona will always prevail.