• How to Make Gravy

    How to Make Gravy

    ½

    What your mother in law forces everyone to watch.

  • Red One

    Red One

    Garbage

  • JFK

    JFK

    ★★★★½

    That is one magic loogie

  • Beastie Boys Story

    Beastie Boys Story

    ★★★★½

    My rating is 100% biased and I don't care

  • Wake in Fright

    Wake in Fright

    ★★★★½

    Peer Pressure: The Movie

  • The Usual Suspects

    The Usual Suspects

    ★★★★

    I want to flick my cigarettes as accurately as Redfoot

  • American Psycho II: All American Girl

    American Psycho II: All American Girl

    This movie is me trying to act cool in social situations

  • Forbidden World

    Forbidden World

    ★★★

    The score that kicks in during the voyeur scene will be stuck in my head for a while.

  • Dracula 3D

    Dracula 3D

    Slap Uwe Bolls name on this and call it a day...

  • The Castle

    The Castle

    ★★★★★

    Bad luck.....ya dickhead!

    The Castle is like an old friend that you haven't seen in years, but when you finally catch up, it feels like it was only yesterday.

  • Ink

    Ink

    ★★½

    If you were on the Bloody Disgusting forums back when this was first released then you should remember the hype. It did not live up to it.

  • The Sentinel

    The Sentinel

    ★★★½

    Ricky Butler: Did you ever see the movie The Sentinel, Mr Peterson? It’s about the old guy who owns the apartment which is kinda like the, uh, gateway to hell.