"That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid"

"Yo-yo-yiggity yo!
"I'm a suicide risk"
"Juno?"
"No its Morgan Freeman, do you have any bones that need collecting?"

"All I see is pork swords"

"All babies want to get borned"

"Hey bleek! Spank off to this with motion lotion. Just kidding! (Sort of). Your best friend, Juno"

Crazy how just the first twenty minutes of Juno proves why it deserved to win its Best Original Screenplay Oscar