yeah thats nick cage

phoebe waller Bridge as the new morally grey motercycle riding archaeologist action hero with a foreign pickpocketing kid sidekick is exactly what I needed, thank you.

I miss Marion and i love Short Round

*smoulder* i make my own destiny

two people fell asleep and i was playing solitaire

Rupert Everett and Colin Firth fall in love and also every other british actor ever is here

oh my god that's the song! oh my god he said the thing! oh look that's the guy from the thing! oh my god thats the sound from-

anyway lumalee gets 5 stars

so many crimes and abhorrent archaeological practices

some of those scenes would be fantastic if i could see, but alas, they fell into the trap of darkness

the autistic fear, confusion, and hurt of not understanding why people don't like you

i can't believe they made Nick Cage kiss Nick Cage but they wouldn't let Nick Cage kiss Pedro Pascal

Harry and Merlin are Married.

yeah! in the face! watch!