• Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    this is my girlfriend glinda and this is glinda’s girlfriend elphaba 

    reverse challengers

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★½

    what are we doing here man. this could've been so good you had a fantastic horror ip and you fumbled it. josh hutcherson and matthew lillard are great tho.

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    shout out to perdo pascal's head

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★

    omg its the mayhem guy from the allstate commercials

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money

    ★★★★

    fuck wallstreet all my homies hate wallstreet

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★½

    i feel like there are themes and imagery and deeper meanings that i didnt pick up on but based on vibes it fucks, sound is Beautiful

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    mediocre. anyway how do you have michelle yeoh in a movie and get rid of her almost immedietly but keep fucking tina fey around the whole time i cant even explain the rage i felt every time she came on screen i dont even get it

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★★★½

    i almost started taking notes, ryan gosling had me Paying Attention i was ready to Learn

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets

    i spent 9/11 watching muppets movies

  • Muppets Most Wanted

    Muppets Most Wanted

    wow ricky gervais is like really good at playing a hated character i wonder how he does it so naturally

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    i haven’t seen the first three movies

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    yall need to calm down there was not that much sex