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top four are some favorite first watches from the previous month

please ignore my older reviews

Favorite films

  • Morocco
  • Queer
  • Le Pont du Nord
  • A Summer Place

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  • The Tall Men

    ★★★★

  • Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

    ★★★★★

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★

  • Den of Thieves

    ★★★

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★

    Fun fact: my parents named me after Tyler Durden. Thanks mom and dad for naming me after one of the most badass mentally ill terrorists in cinematic history!

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    tfw you destroy communities that are housing thousands (millions?) of people so you can invent the airport walkway but 50 times slower

  • Fantômas

    Fantômas

    ★★★★★

    Stood up and clapped whenever Feuillade moved the camera, it’s like witnessing the boundaries of images being broken, thus birthing the new language in visual expression. Fucking remarkable.

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  • Sharp Stick

    Sharp Stick

    A meaningless and hollow chore that’s basically 90 minutes of softcore porn but pretends to be an uplifting feminist indie drama. 

    What is the point of this movie? What message is Lena Dunham trying to convey to the audience? Don’t cheat? Sex is bad, but also good sometimes? If you’re going to make a movie about the most unlikeable girl on the planet who makes every wrong decision known to man, at least give her some sort of character to…

  • Finding Jesus 2

    Finding Jesus 2

    Hopefully we get to see the fish crucifixion in a potential prequel.