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Jorge has written 32 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    For anyone going into this with high expectations, don’t. Personally, it wasn’t all that scary, but the ongoing theme of trust between strangers was really well done. That being said, figuring out who to trust is in almost EVERY horror movie imaginable, so what’s really new?

  • Mandy

    Mandy 2018

    ★★★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2022

    DJ SORROW LAUGHING THRU THE PAIN

  • Messiah of Evil

    Messiah of Evil 1973

    ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The use of silence during the chase scene is insane.

  • The Descent

    The Descent 2005

    ★★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2022

    There are scenes in this where I can barely see what’s going on, understandably so but still. It hurts my eyes to watch. That said, the movie is solid, except for the ending, the alternate ending is better.

  • Smile

    Smile 2022

    Watched 15 Oct 2022

    The last act made me burst out laughing that I got stares afterwards. Predictable and loud, this thing couldn’t get a genuine scare out of me.

  • Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare

    Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare 1968

    ★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2022 2

    This is my Endgame. Just a fun watch seeing all of these monster designs and their weird abilities. My personal favorite is the Rokurokubi yokai, the lady with the serpent-like neck, who thankfully gets some well deserved screen time.

  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat 2007

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Oct 2022

    ESSENTIAL Halloween movie, even more so than John Carpenter’s Halloween. Just wished there were more there to see it in theaters. This movie needs to be played EVERY Halloween, just hope this isn’t the last we ever get to see it in theaters. Good thing there’s a SEQUEL IN THE WORKS HELL YEAH!!

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall 2014

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Oct 2022

    This show is too good for this world.

  • Basket Case

    Basket Case 1982

    ★★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Preserved by MoMA, so you just know this movie’s a work of art.

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989

    ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Oct 2022

    Down TREMENDOUSLY 

  • Dark Night of the Scarecrow

    Dark Night of the Scarecrow 1981

    ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Awwww. Very sweet ending.

  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer 2018

    ★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2022

    It’s the quiet father and son moments that put me on the edge of my seat. Fantastic movie.