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  • The Substance

    The Substance 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    SHE IS VERY GOREGEOUS TO ME!

  • Blue Spring

    Blue Spring 2001

    ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bro GRIPPED that piece of shit! 
    Aoki lost before he had the chance.

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On 2024

    ★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

    chuck e cheese

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express 2004

    ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024 10

    Oney Sleighs Polar Express (Complete Series) >>>>

  • My Dinner with Andre

    My Dinner with Andre 1981

    ★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

    Jake and Amir if they were on that existential shit.

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon 1975

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Dec 2024

    ATTICA! SHOUTOUTS TO LUIGI MANGIONE!
    The recent Pennsylvania Prison report is what sparked this first time watch, as well as the Ken Klippenstein report on Luigi’s actual manifesto.
    This is one for the ages, let’s hope it ends well.

  • They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

    They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 1969

    ★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Go fuck yourself with the premise and ending.

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man 1933

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 Oct 2024

    “HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT?!” - The Movie

  • The Watcher in the Woods

    The Watcher in the Woods 1980

    ★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Whenever Disney wants to scare the shit out kids, they fucking will, so why not produce a horror movie about ghosts? Doesn’t really stick the landing in the last act as there’s a second unknown entity thrown into the mix, still an interesting and at times suspenseful watch. A good obscure watch.

  • The Witch

    The Witch 2015

    ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Oct 2024

    UNBELIEVABLY slept on! This is such a strong debut that’s been on the mind this October, so it was about time for a first watch! Very rich in atmosphere and dialogue. Catching up on year old films at this point shows how these gems should be celebrated now rather than in retrospect!

  • Miracle Mile

    Miracle Mile 1988

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    WAAAYYY too fucking real! This film showcases that the West is ill equipped for a nuclear strike, absolute chaos in a blink of eye.

  • The Fly

    The Fly 1986

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Oct 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Like duh, right? Just lay off the yogurt for a while.