Biscutbuu666’s review published on Letterboxd:
"Do you play football?"
"No"
"Then what do you do?"
"I don't know"
Gotta love how thoroughly King this film is despite it having no horror elements at all you can tell beginning to end this is based on something written by the man, all the writing eccentricities are present, other than the iconic King racism, although I'm sure the original short story has some.
