"Contact, starring Jodie Foster, I've seen that movie, twice. But c'mon McConaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch, but when he was in Texas 3 with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals y'all" -Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, season 5, episode 7: Laser Lenses)
I've seen many movies, last I had checked it was around like 5,000. Out of that number more is half is specifically horror and exploitation. I've seen so much in my journey as…
"Right now he's a disgusting person with money, after the revolution he'll be a disgusting person with no money"
Flesh for Frankenstein is probably my favorite film take on Mary Shelley's story. It's gothic, gross, funny, sexy, gory, sleazy, weird and fun! So well produced and immensely campy for its high-art ambitions. As for Blood for Dracula, it's definitely a favorite but one I've only seen once, while I found it to be much higher quality in terms of production,…
"A lot of people die of nostalgia, Lou"
What's this? Yet another Winner/Bronson joint is on tubi? It's over. Probably the most fascist Bronson has ever been in a movie: as a cop who shoots one too many teenagers and gets moved to LA where he continues his shit like nothing happened. Art imitates life, I guess. After witnessing a mob hit he intends to find out who did it and why, and that's the plot of the movie. Probably…
