Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  honestly pureflix should pick this one up. simply the best “put the christ back in christmas” movie on earth, no doubt.

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  smile demon made matcha latte :)

  smile demon confirmed not gay (canonically can drive)

Popular reviews

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  Influencer 2022

  ½ Watched 04 Apr 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I saw a woman eying up another women while getting out of the pool and I thought this was gonna maybe shock and delight me by being a gay movie. tragically, in this case wlw stands for "women leaving women (on an island to die)".

  these people fundamentally misunderstood the best reason to make an influencer horror movie - that influencers are soulless, pathetic, and fundamentally disconnected from human empathy. why would they make a film where 1. we're made…

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  The Gift 2015

  ½ Watched 03 Apr 2024

  doesthedogdie is a wonderful tool that should be used. it's good to use it. I would recommend using it.

  great film for people who think a little sexual assault for shock value and to teach another man a lesson is a meaningful plot point. terrible film for people who have critical thinking skills.

  best character was the incredibly homosexual home goods store employee. I wish the movie had just been about him effortlessly managing customer service transactions.

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