• Smile 2

    Smile 2

    didn’t even smile twice. scowled the entire time out of boredom.

  • Starlet

    Starlet

    ★★★★★

    Listen, listen. I have two tickets to Paris, 1st class. They’re non-refundable. And we’re stating one week at the Hotel Monte-whatever-the-fuck-it’s-called. We leave Tuesday.”“It's ridiculous. It's insane. I'm not going to Paris with you. You can't convince me.”“I will play the next game of bingo and if I win you're coming.

    Friendship comes in different forms and at different times. It’s the ones we form unexpectedly that become special. Sean Baker’s Starlet tells the story of 21-year-old Jane and how…

  • Your Monster

    Your Monster

    ★★★

    musical theatre dork who’s also a monsterfucker… disney princesses wish they were melissa barrera.

  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★★½

    god forbid women have sexual fantasies and be a little whimsy.

  • The Penguin

    The Penguin

    batman's rogues gallery is full of beautiful, weird, and off-putting women who did nothing wrong, and i would kiss them all starting with sofia falcone.

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    I'm Sharon Tate. I'm in the movie.

    This marks my 20th watch of Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood. As an all-time favorite, it is my most rewatched film, and yet its magic never fades. I couldn’t agree more with what Roger Ebert wrote before. Ebert said that one rewatches certain films because the sense of comfort and familiarity has already been firmly established; more or less, our viewing pleasure is guaranteed. For every rewatch of Once Upon a Time……

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

    ✔️ inorganic heart
    ✔️ iron body with various accessories
    ✔️ has an apprentice she has grown to love
    ✔️ “and i am a wild robot”

    close enough, iron man. but rozzum 7134 is MY iron mother.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    Eee! Eee! Eee!
    - Miley Madison as Amber Freeman

    so many iconic lines but mikey madison’s “eee! eee! eee!” is the clear winner.

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    fictional men written by women are well-liked because no real man can love most ardently. 

    only women are capable of love that is pure, tender, and passionate.

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

    heron or bat, i love robert pattinson in every universe.

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★½

    my worst nightmare would be me having a sexual dream or wet dream while a random man just stands there in a corner.

  • Coherence

    Coherence

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if you’re her, and she is you, then i am fucking her in a million different realities.