• Smile 2

    Smile 2

    didn’t even smile twice. scowled the entire time out of boredom.

  • Sweetpea

    Sweetpea

    i want ella purnell to know that i see her (and her big hazel eyes) with my own four eyes and that i am more than willing to let her stab me numerous times.

  • Sweetpea

    Sweetpea

    i just KNOW rhiannon’s letterboxd would be top-tier and she would have lists for her favorite serial killers in film and for the dvds in her rack!

  • Apartment 7A

    Apartment 7A

    ★★★

    at least it wasn’t directed by roman polanski!

  • The Penguin

    The Penguin

    batman's rogues gallery is full of beautiful, weird, and off-putting women who did nothing wrong, and i would kiss them all starting with sofia falcone.

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★

    god is indeed a woman because a crown of thorns has never been sexier until it's worn by a final girl.

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★★½

    mcdonald’s and wendy’s? lana del rey and radiohead? okay, but what do sister barnes and sister paxton think about lesbians and me shipping them together? 🤨

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★½

    optimus prime-a-gay 3000 and meg-ay-a-tron 5000 should have exchanged cogs.

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    don’t even bother. just go and watch the penguin on hbo max where cristin milioti plays as sofia falcone and absolutely devours it!

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★★

    5”10 mackenzie davis vs. hunk james mcavoy = a thirst watch for every lesbian and bi woman.

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

    ✔️ inorganic heart
    ✔️ iron body with various accessories
    ✔️ has an apprentice she has grown to love
    ✔️ “and i am a wild robot”

    close enough, iron man. but rozzum 7134 is MY iron mother.

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

    When you grow up without something, you spend a lot of time thinking about it.

    Swimming is the toughest skill I had to learn during my younger years; uncertainty and anxiety built up as I went deeper with each step I took, even though my instructor held my hands. Growing up, I realized that I’ve been swimming through my life without anyone holding me at all. Slowly drowning in the depths of loneliness as I spend each day as a…