• 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★

    there are more than 10 things i love about heath ledger.

  • 13 Going on 30

    13 Going on 30

    ★★★½

    finally watched this in time for it’s 20th anniversary and i think everyone can all agree that mark ruffalo is truly a babygirl.

  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★½

    just want to hold george mackay’s bloody hand and run for our lives in a warzone while london boy by taylor swift plays in the background

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★½

    this is literally the sequel of the spongebob b.c. episode.

  • 20th Century Girl

    20th Century Girl

    ★½

    target audience clearly does not include me. this would have been better if they were lesbians.

  • 300

    300

    ★★★★

    y’know what would make this better? 300 women instead of men.

  • The 355

    The 355

    ★★★½

    milfs just wanna have fun

  • The 400 Blows

    The 400 Blows

    ★★★★★

    “Please picture me
    In the trees
    I hit my peak at seven feet
    In the swing
    Over the creek
    I was too scared to jump in
    But I, I was high in the sky
    With Pennsylvania under me
    Are there still beautiful things?

    Please picture me in the weeds
    Before I learned civility
    I used to scream ferociously
    Any time I wanted”

    All throughout, I couldn’t help but be reminded of Taylor Swift’s verses for seven. Childhood is such a delicate period of one’s life. It can either make or break you.

  • 65

    65

    ★★★½

    better than any of chris pratt’s jurassic films.

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground

    ★★

    not enough melanie laurent in it.

  • 9 Bullets

    9 Bullets

    ★★

    hbo needs to re-hire lena headey.

  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★★★★½

    melissa barrera could single-handedly wipe out the cullen coven.