• Tampopo

    Tampopo

    ★★★★

    I feel like I should serve jail time for eating microwaveable ramen while watching this.

  • Due Date

    Due Date

    ★★★½

    Peter's better than me, those ashes would've never made it to Arizona.

    And yes, that does make me a bad person.
    "l'm an asshole. I'm working on it."

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★★★

    The backyard scene is peak cinema.
    This cured my Lala Land post-watch depression.

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    I thought this would be one of the moments when a film gets shitted on horribly and it’s not even that bad. For that reason, I was somehow excited to start this film.

    I enjoyed the first 30 minutes of the movie. Zoe Saldaña killed her performance, and I was interested in the plot. Some of the songs were not that horrible, in my opinion, so I thought I was correct in assuming this film was getting overly hated for no apparent reason. Boy,…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Emma Stone is drop dead gorgeous in this!!

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ★★½

    The amount of whispering put me to sleep,

    I was awoken abruptly by whatever RDJ was doing to that dragon.

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    ★★★★½

    Rdj having a cameo in Nice Guys is a full circle moment

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★★½

    Thought Simmons was going to yell at Michael Cera during the hospital scene. Thanks Whiplash!

  • Beautiful Boy

    Beautiful Boy

    ★★★½

    almost cried but then realized Nic had a hello kitty suitcase

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Patrick calling Tashi a MILF 😭

  • The Sympathizer

    The Sympathizer

    ★★★★

    I wasn't planning to ever eat squid, but now I have another reason not to.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Not quite my tempo.

    Scratch that, love this movie!