• Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    I can’t believe it took me 5 watches to catch “what a polite young pigeon”

  • The Straight Story

    The Straight Story

    ★★★★

    *wipes away tears* Aw jeez Alvin.

  • Stories We Tell

    Stories We Tell

    ★★★½

    "Why is it that we talk and talk - or, at least I certainly do - without somehow conveying what we're really like?"

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★½

    Gene Wilder I hope you somehow know that there was a little girl at a screening today that laughed full heartedly at every one of your jokes AND all your fancy cane work in this. Her day was made and so was ours.

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★½

    John Wick killing bad guys while being polite and cordial to the not bad guys will always be one of my emotional palette cleansers.

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

    I want the writers of this movie to know I laughed at every single pun in this movie. Every. Single. One.

  • Cunk on Life

    Cunk on Life

    ★★★★

    *gestures at the Renaissance painting ‘Triumph of Death’ by Bruegel* 
    “What the fuck is this?”

  • 28 Days Later

    28 Days Later

    ★★★★

    Good to know even during a zombie apocalypse, the scariest thing to run into is a group of men.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    Once again starting the new year with a film I hope sets the tone for the rest of the year *fingers crossed* *please* *pretty please*

  • Middleditch & Schwartz

    Middleditch & Schwartz

    ★★★★★

    “Before we get to those vows, as per the doctrine, does anyone have anything mean to say?”

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★

    God bless the costume designer who gave the man/Chris Hemsworth the booby armor with unnecessary push up that barely covers the nips for once.

  • Our Home Out West

    Our Home Out West

    ★★★★

    “These diamonds make my breasts itch, have them arrested.”

    A Christmas Classic.