• Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★

    “What? You’re so war-torn you can’t try on a dress?”

    I know this is sort of the point, but it just felt way too removed and almost holds the audience / viewers at too much of a distance for such a topic that is inherently supposed to be so visceral 

    anyways, Cailee Spaeny innocent 🤷🏻‍♀️ Nick Offerman as the POTUS also is very fitting lol

  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★½

    for fans of Crazy Stupid Love or Valentine’s Day  - but only if you want to psychologically torture and / or cause a major depressive episode to yourself for a three hour runtime 😭😵‍💫😵‍💫 

    or whoever likes looking out of the car window whilst listening to sad music when it rains — this one is for YOU!! 🫵🫵 🐸

  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★

    I don’t even like hearing the same story accidentally repeated from my friends so I would crash out soooo bad if this happened to me omfg

    Happy Groundhog Day! ⏰❄️⛄️

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★½

    that fucker of a gnome is the creepiest shit I’ve seen in a while on my screen omfggf 

    gromit you’re the best boy tho 🐶

    I want to try Snoozy Choc soooo bad as well 😭🍫☕️😴💤

    “THAT’s A FLIPPIN’ TURNIP!” [all gasp] 

  • Happy Gilmore

    Happy Gilmore

    ★★★½

    maybe this movie will finally convince me to go play more mini-golf or to sign up for golf lessons ⛳️🏌️‍♀️

    “The price is wrong, bitch!”

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★★

    My Cousin Vinny sun ☀️, Juror #2 moon 🌝, 12 Angry Men rising ⬆️ and Anatomy of a Fall in Saturn ✨

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★★½

    I WANT ONE OF THOSE CUTIE FLYING FISH VEHICLES THAT SHOOTS LIGHTNING FROM ITS MOUTH PLSSS 🐟

    “Hey Milo — you got something sporty, like a tuna?”

  • Juror #2

    Juror #2

    ★★★★½

    another one to add to the Toni Collette Cinematic Universe of High-Powered Women with a Southern Accent 🫡

    why was I lowkey on the edge of my seat the whole time?!! 👀😳😱 like I NEEDED to know what happened next omfg 👀👀😬 

    pacing was excellent and perfect tbh for this kind of movie / plot — never felt like it dragged or gave us extraneous details to consider, everything was perfectly intentional and well-placed 

    stacked cast goes HARD — I…

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    cautionary tale of not trusting anything a coddled man-child promises you + to never let one dull your light if you’re a bad bitch 💅

    noticed a lot more little details and running jokes / gags on my second watch, including Igor casually eating some popcorn out of the machine he just smashed up in the background whilst Ani and the goons were arguing 😂🍿

    on my first watch, I was understandably so caught up in the pure rush of…

  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★½

    my friend: “why were there so many shots of her just standing around?? is that what she just does in her free time, just stand around ?? ?” 😂😭😭

    ugh, one of my least favourite feelings is when a movie has so much potential but it just sort of falls flat or short of your expectations 😭 

    I think if this movie just focused on style over substance, it would’ve been such a vibe but because it tried to do…

  • Dìdi (弟弟)

    Dìdi (弟弟)

    ★★★★★

    and when he [REDACTED] to that annoying ass kid + stood up for himself the way I CHEERED* 🛹

    like if I were his mum and if some punk ass kid dared to try it with my child — it would be ON SIGHT with that kid’s parents 😠🫵 like why tf is your kid tryna start shit ?? ? shouldn’t they be focusing on studying for the PSAT or some shit, like come ON 

    anyways — really awesome film,…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Nosferatu looking fly as fuck in his tailored coat and lil hat 🙂‍↕️

    delightfully creepy and disorienting (bordering on, dare I even say it — campiness??), made even more so with the particular colored light editing and Radiohead soundtrack enhancing the viewing experience — due to the particular edition I saw!

    watched this at the local indie movie theatre with my friend, that was a special showing with a Radiohead soundtrack !! (Nosferatu with Radiohead: A Silents Synced Film) 🤩…