• (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★★

    you’re telling me she cried at the end of “the graduate” & tom DIDN’T see that breakup coming??

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    ★★

    i’m convinced the only way they got such a stacked cast for this was by taking them all hostage…

  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values

    ★★★★½

    thanksgiving movies are a lost art :/

  • Agatha All Along

    Agatha All Along

    ★★★★

    it was really in the title the whole time huh😞

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★★★★★

    why did the chipmunks unironically drop banger after banger?? i wanna talk to whoever decided they should only sing covers in the rest of the movies, they had crazy potential </3

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★½

    seeing gwen’s back crack on the big screen was definitely an experience !!

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★½

    unfortunately oscar isaac was too sexy for me to focus half the time; thank you random youtube man who explained all the metaphors !!

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★★

    every time glen powell smiled all i could see was the capybara meme

  • Aquamarine

    Aquamarine

    ★★★

    i’m 100% convinced that all my problems would disappear if i had those talking starfish earrings

  • The Art of Self-Defense

    The Art of Self-Defense

    ★★★

    surprisingly, this is the only jesse eisenberg role i can actually tolerate !!

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★★★★

    i appreciate the way every man in this movie was easy on the eyes🥰 (deducted a star for being the only avengers movie without loki in it👎)

  • Baby Mama

    Baby Mama

    ★★★★

    AMY POEHLER WORLD DOMINATION🫡✊

    (y’all just don’t get her like i do)