Favorite films

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 27 Dec 2024

  She is drawn to me first through abstract visions: a pokeball spilling out from one of the pockets in my shorts, a large bowl of Mac and cheese, a tense bidding war over old issues of Nintendo Power. 
   
  Later, she is drawn by the flesh. In the game cafe, I am unmissable. I am seated in two chairs by the wall when she spots me.
   
  At first, she shoots over a stolen glance. Then, a few more. By…

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  Olive, The Other Reindeer 1999

  Watched 11 Dec 2024 2

  Whenever someone says there are no original ideas, show them this

Popular reviews

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  One Piece Film Red 2022

  ★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2022 2

  Less a film and more a Fortnite concert where every player has One Piece skins

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  Circus Maximus 2023

  Watched 27 Jul 2023 4

  “I heard there was a tragedy” 

  Travis Scott’s new album Utopia faces two issues: one is that he has to follow up the album Astroworld, considered by rap fans of a certain age and demographic (male and slightly younger than me) to be an instant, near unassailable classic. The second is he has to follow up Astroworld after the incident at his concert ‘Astroworld’ in which several of his fans were killed in what is any combination of a major…