User talk:GiacomoReturned

The Wikipedia philosophy can be summed up thusly: "Experts are scum." For some reason people who spend 40 years learning everything they can about, say, the Peloponnesian War -- and indeed, advancing the body of human knowledge -- get all pissy when their contributions are edited away by Randy in Boise who heard somewhere that sword-wielding skeletons were involved. And they get downright irate when asked politely to engage in discourse with Randy until the sword-skeleton theory can be incorporated into the article without passing judgment.

—Lore Sjöberg, from "The Wikipedia FAQK"

This, the funniest thing I have seen on wikipedia, was stolen from DreamGuy

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Please note there is now a designated area for complaining about me here (I do check it from time to time). This talk page is now only for important and interesting matters. Giano (talk) 11:36, 20 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]

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Imposing grandeur

[Bishzilla considers moving into Buscot Park. Thinks: ] Zilla presence add imposing grandeur previously lacking! [Makes up her mind. Stuffs little Giano in pocket, pats him firmly down, slouches off towards Faringdon to take up residence.] Keep sharp eye out for Lady Catherine, little Giacomo! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:41, 2 November 2009 (UTC).[reply]

Reading your patronising comment regarding my beloved nephew, a person of momentous stature, presence and capability one can only assume, that in common with certain other Admins, you have been partaking of noxious and illicit brain addling medications. Monsters, even badly behaved ones, do not add grandeur to anything. If that was the case beautiful smart people (like myself) would flock to Loch Ness rather than Lake Garda and Lake Maggiore - wouldn't they? As it is Loch Ness is a swindswept and rather murky pond with a monster of rather dubious credentials, rather like yourself. Now be off with you and remember this page is soley for the beautiful, smart and educated. Lady Catherine de Burgh (the Late) (talk) 12:52, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Bishzilla shyly flutters her eyelashes at handsome ASCII Stegosaurus.

*...um, is there anyone who might advise this naturally addled sysop where one might procure these noxious substances? I do rather feel left out of these exciting experiences! However, if I have previously asked this question and been given the appropriate directions please accept my apologies and heartfelt thanks for the information provided - whatever it was. LessHeard vanU (talk) 13:47, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Here, apparently 92.8.57.239 (talk) 16:46, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

[Bishzilla pats little Giacomo reassuringly, listens in surprise to tiny yelps of distress from pocket. When will she ever learn not to pat little users...? ] [Helpfully: ] Ignore scary lady, Giacomo! Hide and play dead! No yelping! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:52, 2 November 2009 (UTC).[reply]

Now if you are going to engage in OT banter and invoke large critters, you can at least try and make something like this work of art while you're at it..:) Casliber (talk · contribs) 19:44, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

[Bishzilla is struck all of a heap with handsome ASCII Stegosaurus, and abjectly tries to catch its attention. ]: Giggle! Titter! Blush! Flirt! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:23, 2 November 2009 (UTC).[reply]

Er... Do 'Zilla's have eyelashes? I thought hair and follicles was a mammalian trait; perhaps you have a nictating membrane you can wash your eye with in a coquettish manner, or a display membrane you could erect, or... something. LessHeard vanU (talk) 21:33, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]

Well, it looks like an eyelash to me. Anyway... aren't you a mammal, LessHair? Bishonen | talk 21:46, 2 November 2009 (UTC).[reply]

[Bishzilla ejects high-pressure green stomach content in a coquettish manner. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:51, 2 November 2009 (UTC).[reply]

[Looks down own top at nipples nestling among abundant body hair. Smiles. Continues gazing, wonders if navel also visible. Looks up suddenly.] Yes, I rather believe I am. [Ducks as pungent geyser erupts.]LessHeard vanU (talk) 21:56, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]