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'''''National Lampoon Presents Cattle Call''''' is a 2006 [[National Lampoon, Inc.|National Lampoon]] [[comedy film]] directed by [[Martin Guigui]], and starring [[Thomas Ian Nicholas]] and [[Jenny Mollen]].
| name = Cattle Call
| image = File:Cattle Call film.jpg
| alt =
| caption = Film poster
| director = Martin Guigui
| producer =
| writer = Martin Guigui
| starring = [[Thomas Ian Nicholas]]<br>[[Jenny Mollen]]<br />[[Nicole Eggert]]<br />[[Diedrich Bader]]
| music = Cody Westheimer
| cinematography = Massimo Zeri
| editing = Thomas DiCandia<br>Debra Goldfield
| studio = [[National Lampoon Productions]]<br />ProActive Media Group
| distributor = [[Lionsgate Films]]
| released = {{Film date|2006|06|01}}
| runtime = 83 minutes
| country = United States
| language = English
| budget =
| gross =
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'''''National Lampoon Presents''' '''Cattle Call''''' (also known as '''''National Lampoon's Cattle Call''''' and simply '''''Cattle Call''''') is a 2006 American [[comedy film]] under the [[National Lampoon, Inc.|National Lampoon]] label written and directed by Martin Guigui, and starring [[Thomas Ian Nicholas]], [[Jenny Mollen]], [[Nicole Eggert]], and [[Diedrich Bader]]. It was Chelsea Handler's feature film debut, and includes [[cameo appearances]] from [[Paul Mazursky]] and [[Jonathan Winters]]. The film was released [[direct-to-video]] on May 13, 2008, by [[Lionsgate Home Entertainment]].<ref name=":0">{{cite web|url=https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/national_lampoons_cattle_call|title=National Lampoon's Cattle Call|work=Rotten Tomatoes|access-date=August 5, 2021}}</ref>


==Plot==
==Plot==
''Cattle Call'' follow the three male protagonists as they hold a fake casting call in Hollywood for a fictional independent film entitled ''Perfect for Me'' with the hope of meeting women. Richie is looking for a relationship, while Sherman and Glenn are more interested in sex. After going on dates with the girls, they eventually chose three women to be in their 'film' - Marina, Laurel and Nikita.
''Cattle Call'' follows the three male protagonists as they hold a fake casting call in Hollywood for a fictional independent film entitled ''Perfect for Me'' with the hope of meeting women. Richie is looking for a relationship, while Sherman and Glenn are more interested in sex. After going on dates with the girls, they eventually chose three women to be in their "film": Marina, Laurel and Nikita.


When Marina checks Richie's computer to find a dating site called ''Perfect for Me'', he feels guilty and reveals to her that the whole thing was set up for the three men to find women. She storms out of his house and meets up with the other two girls at the empty 'casting studio'. It turns out that one of the other women isn't really an actress at all, and is investigating the three guys following complaints on the internet that the casting was a scam.
When Marina checks Richie's computer to find a dating site called ''Perfect for Me'', he feels guilty and reveals to her that the whole thing was set up for the three men to find women. She storms out of his house and meets up with the other two girls at the empty 'casting studio'. It turns out that one of the other women isn't really an actress at all, and is investigating the three guys following complaints on the internet that the casting was a scam.


The girls ask to have a first read through audition of the 'script' (a translation of an old foreign language film that the guys had seen) and then tell the guys that they want to make the script 'sexier' and that they want to have lots of sex with the three producers to practice. The women set up a hotel room with cameras, and film Sherman and Glen preparing to have sex with them - Richie refuses and leaves. They then send in two masculine women with whips and sex toys instead, and then the police burst in and arrest Sherman and Glen.
The girls ask to have a first read through audition of the 'script' (a translation of an old foreign language film that the guys had seen) and then tell the guys that they want to make the script 'sexier' and that they want to have much sex with the three producers to practice. The women set up a hotel room with cameras, and film Sherman and Glenn preparing to have sex with them - Richie refuses and leaves. They then send in two masculine women with whips and sex toys instead, and then the police burst in and arrest Sherman and Glenn.


After a night in jail, the two go to court facing 10–15 years imprisonment and a fine of up to $250,000. The judge, Solomon Mendel, allows 24 hours for the defence to prepare evidence. Richie, stuck for ideas whilst watching a reality show ''Real Cops'' on TV, suddenly realises he can make a film from the footage of the casting that they have. He reaches the court the next morning just as a verdict has been announced, but the judge allows the evidence and finds Sherman and Glen not guilty.
After a night in jail, the two go to court facing 10–15 years imprisonment and a fine of up to $250,000. The judge, Solomon Mendel, allows 24 hours for the defense to prepare evidence. Richie, stuck for ideas whilst watching a reality show ''Real Cops'' on TV, suddenly realizes he can make a film from the footage of the casting that they have. He reaches the court the next morning just as a verdict has been announced, but the judge allows the evidence and finds Sherman and Glenn not guilty.


In the final scenes before the credits, Richie apologises to Marina again and as her (ex-)boyfriend departs he realises that she isn't leaving and they kiss. Three final quick closing scenes follow this. The first show Nikita running a casting call with men, in a project called ''Fresh Meat''. The second shows Glen working as the director on a Spanish-speaking set, pretending to speak Spanish to the production crew. The very final scene shows Sherman revealing to Richie that he is a sex addict; Richie doesn't believe it, and jokes that next Sherman will be starting a therapy group so he can meet female sex addicts. After a long pause Sherman replies "That's a great idea."
In the final scenes before the credits, Richie apologizes to Marina again and as her (ex-)boyfriend departs he realizes that she isn't leaving and they kiss. Three final quick closing scenes follow this. The first show Nikita running a casting call with men, in a project called ''Fresh Meat''. The second shows Glenn working as the director on a Spanish-speaking set, pretending to speak Spanish to the production crew. The very final scene shows Sherman revealing to Richie that he is a sex addict; Richie doesn't believe it, and jokes that next Sherman will be starting a therapy group so he can meet female sex addicts. After a long pause Sherman replies "That's a great idea."


==Characters==
==Cast==
*Richie Rey - [[Thomas Ian Nicholas]]
* [[Thomas Ian Nicholas]] as Richie Rey
*Sherman Oaks - [[Andrew Katos]]
* Andrew Katos as Sherman Oaks
*Glenn Dale - [[Diedrich Bader]]
* [[Diedrich Bader]] as Glenn Dale
*Marina Dell - [[Jenny Mollen]]
* [[Jenny Mollen]] as Marina Dell
*Laurel Canyon - [[Nicole Eggert]]
* [[Nicole Eggert]] as Laurel Canyon
*Nikita - [[Chelsea Handler]]
* [[Chelsea Handler]] as Nikita
*Thomas the studio tour guide - [[Jonathan Winters]]
* [[Jonathan Winters]] as Thomas
*Judge Mendel - [[Paul Mazursky]]
* [[Paul Mazursky]] as Mendel

== Release ==
''Cattle Call'' premiered at the [[Palms Casino Resort]] in [[Las Vegas|Las Vegas, Nevada]], on June 1, 2006.<ref>{{Cite web |title=Actress Jenny Mollen arrives for the world premiere of "National... News Photo |url=https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actress-jenny-mollen-arrives-for-the-world-premiere-of-news-photo/71106159 |access-date=August 18, 2024 |website=Getty Images}}</ref>

[[Lionsgate Home Entertainment]] released the film direct-to-video on May 13, 2008.<ref name=":0" />

==Reception==
The film was received with mostly negative reviews.<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.reelfilm.com/pacom1.htm#cattle|title=Two Comedies from Peace Arch|work=Reel Film|first=David|last=Nusair|access-date=August 5, 2021}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/33298/national-lampoon-presents-cattle-call/|title=National Lampoon Presents Cattle Call|work=DVD Talk|first=David|last=Cornelius|date=May 21, 2008|access-date=August 5, 2021}}</ref>

==References==
{{Reflist}}


==External links==
==External links==
*{{imdb title|id=0398839|title=National Lampoon Presents: Cattle Call}}
*{{IMDb title|0398839|National Lampoon Presents: Cattle Call}}


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Cattle Call
Film poster
Directed byMartin Guigui
Written byMartin Guigui
StarringThomas Ian Nicholas
Jenny Mollen
Nicole Eggert
Diedrich Bader
CinematographyMassimo Zeri
Edited byThomas DiCandia
Debra Goldfield
Music byCody Westheimer
Production
companies
National Lampoon Productions
ProActive Media Group
Distributed byLionsgate Films
Release date
  • June 1, 2006 (2006-06-01)
Running time
83 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish

National Lampoon Presents Cattle Call (also known as National Lampoon's Cattle Call and simply Cattle Call) is a 2006 American comedy film under the National Lampoon label written and directed by Martin Guigui, and starring Thomas Ian Nicholas, Jenny Mollen, Nicole Eggert, and Diedrich Bader. It was Chelsea Handler's feature film debut, and includes cameo appearances from Paul Mazursky and Jonathan Winters. The film was released direct-to-video on May 13, 2008, by Lionsgate Home Entertainment.[1]

Plot

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Cattle Call follows the three male protagonists as they hold a fake casting call in Hollywood for a fictional independent film entitled Perfect for Me with the hope of meeting women. Richie is looking for a relationship, while Sherman and Glenn are more interested in sex. After going on dates with the girls, they eventually chose three women to be in their "film": Marina, Laurel and Nikita.

When Marina checks Richie's computer to find a dating site called Perfect for Me, he feels guilty and reveals to her that the whole thing was set up for the three men to find women. She storms out of his house and meets up with the other two girls at the empty 'casting studio'. It turns out that one of the other women isn't really an actress at all, and is investigating the three guys following complaints on the internet that the casting was a scam.

The girls ask to have a first read through audition of the 'script' (a translation of an old foreign language film that the guys had seen) and then tell the guys that they want to make the script 'sexier' and that they want to have much sex with the three producers to practice. The women set up a hotel room with cameras, and film Sherman and Glenn preparing to have sex with them - Richie refuses and leaves. They then send in two masculine women with whips and sex toys instead, and then the police burst in and arrest Sherman and Glenn.

After a night in jail, the two go to court facing 10–15 years imprisonment and a fine of up to $250,000. The judge, Solomon Mendel, allows 24 hours for the defense to prepare evidence. Richie, stuck for ideas whilst watching a reality show Real Cops on TV, suddenly realizes he can make a film from the footage of the casting that they have. He reaches the court the next morning just as a verdict has been announced, but the judge allows the evidence and finds Sherman and Glenn not guilty.

In the final scenes before the credits, Richie apologizes to Marina again and as her (ex-)boyfriend departs he realizes that she isn't leaving and they kiss. Three final quick closing scenes follow this. The first show Nikita running a casting call with men, in a project called Fresh Meat. The second shows Glenn working as the director on a Spanish-speaking set, pretending to speak Spanish to the production crew. The very final scene shows Sherman revealing to Richie that he is a sex addict; Richie doesn't believe it, and jokes that next Sherman will be starting a therapy group so he can meet female sex addicts. After a long pause Sherman replies "That's a great idea."

Cast

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Release

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Cattle Call premiered at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, Nevada, on June 1, 2006.[2]

Lionsgate Home Entertainment released the film direct-to-video on May 13, 2008.[1]

Reception

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The film was received with mostly negative reviews.[3][4]

References

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  1. ^ a b "National Lampoon's Cattle Call". Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved August 5, 2021.
  2. ^ "Actress Jenny Mollen arrives for the world premiere of "National... News Photo". Getty Images. Retrieved August 18, 2024.
  3. ^ Nusair, David. "Two Comedies from Peace Arch". Reel Film. Retrieved August 5, 2021.
  4. ^ Cornelius, David (May 21, 2008). "National Lampoon Presents Cattle Call". DVD Talk. Retrieved August 5, 2021.
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