Dick Figures: The Movie

Dick Figures: The Movie is a 2013 American independent adult animated science fantasy action comedy film about two best friends, Red and Blue, who risk everything to find the greatest treasure of all time. It is based on Skudder and Keller's animated web series Dick Figures.

Directed by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. Produced by Andy Fiedler and Nick Butera. Written by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller.

Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!(taglines)

Dialogue

Both: You're such an asshole! I can't believe you let me think we were actually friends!

Red: Well, maybe I would be your friend, if you weren't such a god damn loser all the time!

Blue: I'm a loser? I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!

Red: That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!

Red: Hey, toots.

Pink: Go to hell, Red.

Red: Okay, I'll see you there!

Stacy: [drunk] Hey, Pink! Have you ever met my sister?

Fat Ugly Girl: Happy birthday.

Pink: Thanks. I just wish Blue was here.

Stacy: Whatever, bitch! Boys are overrated!

Ed Skudder as Red, Raccoon, Cpt. Crookygrin, Mr. Dingleberry, Jacques Bond, Nep-Dawg, Japanese School Girl, 8-bit Gelato Bene, Additional Voices
Zack Keller as Blue, Narrator, Shaw, Japanese Guy, Trollz0r
Eric Bauza as Lord Takagami
Ben Tuller as Lord Tourettes
Shea Logsdon as Pink
Lauren Kay Sokolov as Stacy
Chad Quandt as Chad-Gendarmerie
Mike Nassar as Broseph
Nick Ainsworth as Umbrella salesman
Nick Keller as Party-goers
John Dusenberry as Ghetto Cutter
Brock Gallagher as Bully and Dock Worker
Ashley Shelhon as Global Rescue Services operator
Rob DenBleyker and Dave McElfatrick as the dock guards
David Haley as Dock Worker, French Father, Cumulonimbus Ninja
Brendan Haines as Steve, TNT Boat Foreman, Dead Ninja
Tom "TomSka" Ridgewell as French Cop
Lynn Wang as French mother (uncredited)

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