Zad al-Ma'ad, also called the huavo ranchero by Spanish imigrants, is a mythical three armed mutant that lives in the highland jungles of southern Vietnam. It drink's camels blood, eats bat guano, and poops out diamonds. It is said to be the offspring of a whiskerino, a.k.a. a Spanish cat, and an inbred toad. It was said to have been spotted during the Vietnam War by a drunkard in Saigon named Kim Huang. He was then arested for public drunkeness and assaulting a police officer. [1].
