User:InvalidOS/SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270

Item #: SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Attempt to minimize the damage caused by SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270. Instances of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-B and SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β should be neutralized if the date is not April 1st, UTC. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-A instances are to be issued warnings if they begin converting pages that aren't SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ into SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-B. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C instances are to be removed on sight. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-α is to be monitored to ensure that it does not become an instance of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β. Public disinformation campaign is being run to make the phenomenon appear to be non-anomalous.

Revision 2021-02-04: Wikipedia policy is to forbid joke vandalism on SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime, and forbid editing SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ is to have a notice to remind users that vandalism added to SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime will be treated as such, and to not add any content of that nature.

Description: SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270 is a phenomenon affecting those who frequently edit the popular online encyclopedia Wikipedia. The phenomenon begins at some time after 12:00, March 31 (UTC), and ends at some time usually from 00:01, April 2 (UTC) to 00:30, April 2 (UTC). Effects have been documented lasting until 17:15, April 10 (UTC). The phenomenon's designation, designated SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-α, will frequently change via anomalous means to a number that appears to represent the HTML character codes corresponding to the characters in the string "TABAJAGKASAYANACRF". This string is most likely an acronym, standing for "Tom and Ben and Jerry and General Kenobi and Seinfeld and Yes and No and Crab Rave's foolery".

Editors affected by SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270 (Hereby referred to as SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-A) will begin exhibiting behavior resembling a manic episode. They will also begin converting Wikipedia pages into SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-B instances. Instances of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-B contain a cognitohazardous joke (Hereby referred to as SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C) capable of converting more users into SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-A. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C instances can range from small jokes, such as marking joke essay pages as Wikipedia policy, to large jokes, such as tilting the page entitled "Tilt" using CSS. There will also be a few pages that will always contain SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C during SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270. These pages, referred to as SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ, will often contain multiple SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C instances, and are also cognitohazards with the same effects as SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C. The pages designated as SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ are:

• Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day (Year) (Designated SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime)
• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Log/(Year) April 1
• Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Log/(Year) April 1
• Wikipedia:Templates for Discussion/Log/(Year) April 1
• Wikipedia:Requests for Adminship (Designated SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-A as of April 2, 2020)

SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime also contains SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β, which is the title for a section of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime that documents the miscellaneous jokes that take place during April Fools' day on Wikipedia. Any anomalous properties of any related anomalies only manifests during SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β will frequently be changed by SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-A to a different string, usually following some pattern at first, usually jokes related to the TV series Tom and Jerry, but will quickly become unpredictable, and seemingly, random.

Addendum 846566657465717565836589657865678270-2019-02-04: In 2019, SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-α was an instance of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β. SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-α becoming SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β caused it to also become an instance of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-C, due to SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-α being added jokingly. This caused numerous Foundation personnel to become SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-A, leading to a large containment breach. The cause of this occurrence is unknown. Internal investigations have turned up nothing.

Addendum 846566657465717565836589657865678270-2020-02-04: In 2020, SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-α was, again, an instance of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β. Damage control attempts failed. Multiple Keter-class containment breaches occurred, due to even more Foundation personnel becoming SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-A. The containment breach of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270 was resolved by 'semi-protecting' SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime. New containment procedures are currently being drafted, with the semi-protection of SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime, along with additional containment teams being sent to SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-A and/or SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime being considered. See Document R2-SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270 for more details.

Addendum 846566657465717565836589657865678270-2021-02-04: New containment procedures succeeded at preventing the manifestation of anomalous properties in SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-β and SCP-846566657465717565836589657865678270-γ-Prime. The revised containment procedures have been approved, as they have been shown to be effective.