Animal Jokes

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night? With flood lighting.

A list of funny animal jokes for kids and ESL learners. You can use these silly animal jokes to have fun in the classroom.

Are you ready for the best animal jokes that will quack you up? We are sharing 100 of the very best animal jokes that will have you laughing!

A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

Poop is a part of human and animal life. Toilet humor wouldn’t be the same without poop jokes. So, read the funniest ones for a good laugh.

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A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...

Dog jokes are hilarious observations and tales about canines that frequently parody various breed stereotypes and personalities. They are a well-liked kind of comedy that are sure to make dog lovers and enthusiasts alike grin. #dog jokes #funny dog jokes #dog funny #cute dogs #