Animal Jokes

A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

You know, animals really have this amazing ability to be funny. It doesn’t matter if they’re tiny and adorable or big and a little scary—if you watch them long enough, you’re bound to see some hilarious moments. Luckily, there are photographers out there who have captured these goofy behaviors, and their photos really show how...

PROTECT ANIMALS WORLDWIDE on Instagram: "Emmanuel 😂 (From @knucklebumpfarms) #AnimalRescue #SaveAnimals #HelpAnimals #BeKindToAllAnimals #Adopt #AdoptDontShop #SaveLives #Foster #Emu"

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...

Here’s are some hilarious corny jokes which I'm confident will have you smiling dear reader. So enjoy them all and then pass them on, please.